The SMGP S.o.B sentry drone

New from the people who brought you "Squeezy Toast dietary supplement"; The SMGP Science Corporation brings you a whole new line of bipedal sentry bots: The "Shoot or Befriend" Bot. Why waste time making human friends when you can just buy a robot; and with a flip of a switch, you'll have the toughest (and deadliest) new friend on the block. We know that you have a lot of options in automated sentry technology, but ours ISN'T A TURRET. Yep... ours can walk... pretty damn special if you ask me! Just try tipping one over! What's that? You got kicked? That's right, we taught our bots kickboxing. And ours shoots lasers... and lasers are awesome.

Just go out and buy one!

(Disclaimer: douchebag seeking missiles, behavior augmenting rounds, and crowd control incendiaries sold separately. Bot loyalty is subject to change, and may at any time be overriden by the manufacturer for their own nefarious needs. All regards to safety is in the hands of the consumer upon purchase, and SMGP Science Corp and it's assets are not to be held responsible for any wound, dismemberment, death, or psychological trauma caused by this product. If the bot hurts your feelings, then it's your own fault for being socially awkward.)

SMGP Science Corp: a subsidiary of InsanoTech Laboratories

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Incredibly fast drawn concept... I've grown attached to the little bot, and his name is Botsworth if you're wondering.